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Everyone loved it.
This was also not acceptable, so they again changed the sign to
Dr.Smith was a Psychiatrist & Dr.Jones was a Proctologist (Colon to Anus)
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They put up a sign reading
No, not a chance
Lost Souls & Butt Holes
Specializing in Odds & Ends.
Just Forget it!
Next, they tried...
Still no good.
Two best friends graduated from medical school at the same time & decided that in spite of two different specialties, they would open a practice together to
share office space ...
The town council was livid and insisted they change it.
Hysterias & Posteriors
What are some common examples of human hypocrisy?
Minds and Behinds
So they tried
Still no good
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Loons and Moons
Another attempt resulted in ...
Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones...
What are the pros and cons of banning homosexuality?
Analysis & Anal Cysts
No way
Unacceptable again!
Freaks and Cheeks
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Almost at their wits end, the docs finally came up with...
Manic Depressives & Anal Retentives
Schizoids & Haemorrhoids
Thumbs down again.
Nuts and Butts
Catatonics & High Colonics
No go.
So, the docs changed it to read
Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones
Then came..